Hello! I am the Red Badger. Little Grey Rabbit has gone to a Vintage Valentine weekend break to Lytham St Annes for the weekend. There will be no evening prayer tonight.
What's a Vintage Valentine?
A vintage valentine is where you have to dress up as if you're in the 1940s. Little Grey Rabbit and Peter Rabbit like dressing up in military uniform, dancing and romancing to the sounds of Glen Miller, Cole Porter and Gershwin. Instead of eating modern muck, people eat spam and enjoy a weekend on the rationing and enjoy air raid practice.
The news
Today the Argentinians have revealed Britain's secret plans to place nuclear weapons on the Falkland Islands. Soon we will all be joining Little Grey Rabbit in a bomb shelter.
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