Sunday, 12 February 2012

Angry Badger

The Red Badger today read an article about something called "Angry Birds" in one of the Sunday newspapers.

Angry Birds is a computer game.

Every day, humanity allocates 300,000,000 minutes to playing  Angry Birds.

Apparently the Chancellor of the Exchequer is a fan, and the Prime Minister David Cameron has completed all 300 levels.


This news made the Red Badger shine even redder with rage.

The Red Badger thinks that humanity would be best off finding a cure for tuberculosis in cattle, and promises to nip the ankle of the next politician spotted playing a computer game.

For those regular blog visitors who are wondering when Little Grey Rabbit will return with a morning hymn and some nice calm words, I'm afraid there is still no news from the Lytham St Annes war zone.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you Red Badger for keeping us entertained over the weekend but relieved to find Little Grey Rabbit is now safely back from war torn Lytham

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