Alan's little sponge

Today the Red Badger is going to a very vintage affair in Carlisle. The Red Badger does not really want to go, but Mrs Badger is very forceful with a rolling pin.

Little Grey Rabbit still hasn't returned from her time travel trip to war torn 1940s Lytham St Annes, so there will be no morning hymn today. Instead I have uploaded this very interesting confession about a little sponge.